HAHA, I do make Turnovers but they are semi-triangle shaped, lol

Brian

...but did you recognize the face in the picture? Your buddy, Romo...

No I did not, thought it was some advertisement from the 40's, LOL

OH, and I refer to him as HOMO!!!!!

Brian

LMAO...

HAHA

Brian

HAHA



http://www.cnet.com/news/rubberneck-at- ... YHF65cbda0

Brian

"Ho ho ho.

Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in Austin, Texas who has a steady flow of customers from the nearby junior high schools. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in San Antonio and is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel there.
My parents live in a suburb of Dallas, and one of my sisters, who lives in Fort Worth, is married to a Native transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana in Arlington, and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Galveston. I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his children.
All things considered, my main problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin, who is a member of the Democrat Party???
Signed, Tom (name changed to protect the family name)"

ROTFLMAO

Brian

Dear Tom,

I recommend that you make no mention of your cousin. Should your future wife find out about your cousins political alignment, play dumb (should come naturally) and even act shocked and betrayed. You should also make your other family members aware of the situation as well, so that they can help maintain the Façade. They shouldn't mind helping you with the con, and judging by your letter, they are more than qualified for the task. Good luck with your future wife!

Abby

P.S. If your fiancé does find out about your cousin, and cannot come to terms with it, you should consider moving to the midwest and make the transition to crystal-meth dealer. I hear it is a booming business and you can make your own products for sale.

WARNING! SCAM ALERT! Be on the lookout for this girl and her friend. They are hanging out around the Raytown, Mo. Wal-Mart parking lots. When you are putting your groceries away they ask you for a ride to McDonald's.They are very convincing and very hot! Once in your car this one takes her clothes off and starts climbing all over you,while she keeps you busy, the other one takes your wallet.I've had mine taken on the 7th,8th, 10th and twice yesterday.probably two more times tomorrow. Wal-Mart has wallets for $2.99,but I found some at the dollar store for .99¢ so I bought all they had. These two harlets not only take your wallet, but you never even make it to McDonald's so I've already lost 11lbs.keep a lookout for them ( I find lunch time and around 5:30 the best times)